The Easiest Spicy Noodles You’re Sleeping On (2024)

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This is the kind of half-improvised dish that reminds me of my mom’s cooking when I’m far away from home. It’s whatSan Francisco Chroniclefood critic Soleil Ho called “assimilation food”—recipes that are recreated based on memory using nontraditional ingredients.

This recipe is a mishmash of Korean spicy cucumbers (oimuchim) and Korean spicy cold noodles (bibim guksu). Instead of traditional Korean ingredients, like gochujang or gochugaru to add spice and heat, I use chili crisp, a Chinese condiment, and I reach for any type of noodle I have in the pantry.

I make these summery noodles when short on time or hungry for something spicy and cool. Salt and rest the cucumbers first. They’ll be ready by the time you cook the noodles and make the dressing.

What’s Chili Crisp?

Chili crisp, also referred to as chili oil, is a condiment you should be putting on literally everything. It’s oil infused with chili flakes and different kinds of aromatics. I guarantee there is always an open jar of chili crisp on my fridge door and a back-up in the pantry.

Here are some of my favorite brands and the reasons why I love each:

• Lao Gan Ma’s Spicy Chili Crisp: This is a classic brand most often carried by big box stores. My local Kroger and Harris Teeter carry it. It’s a little spicy without being too assertive. I prefer the one with peanuts—check the label—for the extra crunch.
• Trader Joe’s Chili Onion Crunch: This comes in at a one on a scale of zero-to-ten for spiciness. What I love is how oniony it tastes.
• Fly by Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp: If I had to pick one chili crisp I’d buy again and again, it’s this one. I love the tingly, but not mouth-numbing Sichuan peppercorns, and the small bits of fermented black beans are bursts of bold flavors.
• Boon Sauce: At first, I wasn’t sure about this chili crisp with anchovies and fennel. It’s assertive, but also turns out to be singularly addictive.

Persian Cucumbers Are Best

Persian cucumbers have a clean, neutral flavor that gets along with nearly any ingredient, likesoy sauce and sesame oil,creamy yogurt,tahini, and the spicy chili crisp in this recipe. You slice and salt the cucumbers to draw out moisture and intensify the cucumber flavor. Have them sit in a colander to drain for about 15 minutes and you’ll be left with lightly seasoned and super crunchy cucumbers.

I love Persian cucumbers best because the skin is thin, the crunch is perfect, and the flavor is mild. Any variety of burpless cucumbers, like English, Armenian, Japanese, or Korean cucumbers are okay to use. I would avoid thick-skinned cucumbers that are used forpickling.

Use Any Noodles

And I mean it. There isn’t a noodle that wouldn’t work. Udon, soba, ramen, mei fun, rice, and somen noodles are typically what I have around and use. The noodles are the starchy vehicle for the chili crisp to cling onto, so even spaghetti, angel hair, or fettucine would be delicious.

Noodles for Days

• Singapore Noodles with Shrimp
• Bibim Guksu (Korean Spicy Cold Noodles)
• Noodles With Mushrooms and Lemon Ginger Dressing
• Cold Rice Noodle Salad
• Easy Vegetable Lo Mein